compliments of randomfrogA man was driving along the highway and saw a hare hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the hare, but unfortunately the hare jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the hare. Much to his dismay, the hare was dead. He felt so awful that he began to cry.A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this hare and killed it."The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead hare, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the hare.Miraculously, the hare came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road.Ten feet away the hare stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the road; another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of sight.The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that hare?"The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
